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A new brand for a new football season

PG COUNTY POTATOSKINS Every year, there is a sour pickle in my bowl of jolly cereal. I love football but that pickle is the name of my Washington DC’s team – the “***skins”. I find it messed up that our nation’s capital perpetuates an offensive name but there is a re-branding solution to every communication problem. By removing the offensive “red” from “skin” and replacing it with “potato” — modify the image as shown and everything gets resolved. No fan will even notice but those rightly angered by the name will.

While i’m burying the old team name lets go all the way and declare that the team is not even in Washington but in Maryland – Prince Georges County.

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So now we can cheer for the P.G. County Potatoskins with peace of mind that they are both geographically and politically corrected. Have great season spuds!

Interested in sporting a Potatoskin tshirt?

We want to hear from you because we can’t decide if we should print some off! You can vote by hitting the “like” button below.

Update: P.G. County Potatoskin tshirts are now sold out. Contact us if you are interested in future purchasing opportunities.

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Michael Schafer
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